Want a beer? Grow a Beard.
This nugget of information was posted on 22/06/10 at 2:09 pm by Lee and is filed under News & press.
The under 25 rule… such a fantastic tool of guidance for those without common sense or eyes. Supermarkets now are generally using this code to prevent underage drinking whilst turning a blind eye to the fact that their stupidly low prices on beer that’s been made in somebody’s bathtub is the attraction in the first place.
I love how excessive we get in Britain, to the point where we get so ridiculous nobody notices because it’s been happening gradually for a long time. Why not just skip the middle period and have an under 80 rule? Only I.D. those without zimmers and hairnets. Luckily I don’t get ID’d because of the wisdom in my eyes and the fact that I’ve been sleeping on my face for the past 20 years; but its still apparent how over the top it is when someone next to me who is blatantly buying wine for cooking is given the robot speech of ‘its just my job I have to ID everyone with any degree of innocence’.
I’m waiting to see how the new government will tackle this issue but I can’t help but be pessimistic. I see a sci-fi futuristic setting where only those with a tattoo of their age on their necks are allowed alcohol and moonshine runs rife but then I play too much Xbox and therefore can’t be trusted.
