I have this recurring dream. A customer buys a drink and because I served him quickly and politely I’m rewarded with treasures beyond my wildest dreams; spending the rest of my days sipping daiquiris on some tropical island whilst being fanned by women in hula-skirts. Alas, as always I awake to the despair of the [...]
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Booze o’clock
Monday, June 14th, 2010
In Leeds we have a large range of late bars throughout town which can be a blessing or a curse, generally depending which side of the bar you’re on and whether you’re a social vampire. When is a late closing taking it too far, will it be Bloody Marys for breakfast at the bar you [...]
Read moreThou Shalt Not Binge!
Friday, May 21st, 2010
As you may or may not be aware, the government has passed an order that concerns the legislation of the Licensing Act. It includes a new ‘code’ which basically prevents any drink promotions that encourage acts of debauchery such as speed drinking, giving booze as rewards (perish the thought!) and pouring jager into customers mouths [...]
Read moreSurvival Of The Fittest
Tuesday, May 11th, 2010
Hello, I’m Lee, a bartender at MOJO Leeds. A ‘bartender’ is someone who makes a few drinks but more importantly has mopped up every kind of human liquid and I’ve certainly had that luxury. This is the first of a series of articles and rants about life within my industry, starting from us all taking [...]
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